hemp oil

Hemp oil (hemp seed oil) is oil obtained by pressing hemp seeds. Cold pressed, unrefined hemp oil is dark to clear light green in color, with a nutty flavor. The darker the color, the grassier the flavour. It should not be confused with hash oil, a tetrahydrocannabinol-containing oil made from the Cannabis flower.

Typically used by people who don’t wanna get High off weed (HAH, wimps,) but wanna feel better

My grandpa uses this shit all the time

Shithead: yo-yo yo Emily have you tried this new hemp oil?
Emily: hell no I use weed instead, it’s more fun!
Shithead: ok ass wipe, have fun instantly dying because that’s how weed works durrrhurrrrr!
Emily: aight karen,

oil money

The best of the best money. Money coming from people who own oil companies. Typically money from most middle eastern men and referring to their wealth.

Something you want to marry into, to live forever in luxury and class.

"Michelle, why were you grinding all over that guy?"
"Honey, he has OIL MONEY!!!"

"Omg, i can smell all of his oil money from here! "

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A Chinese expression of encouragement, often heard during sporting events or right before exams.

Chinese: 加油
Mandarin: Jia1 You2
Cantonese: Ga1 Yau4

P1: I'm so screwed for this final. I haven't studied all semester.
P2: You'll do fine. Add oil!

or

P1: (participating in a sporting event)
P2: GA1 YAU4! GA1 YAU4!

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oil crash

The occurance of a recession or depression due to the peaking and subsequent decline of oil production.

Gas at $4.10 per gallon will undoubtedly cause an oil crash.

peeb oil

oil that is made from a very fat and juicy grub

imma slather some peeb oil on my sweaty thighs

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keep going, a form of encouragement

Add oil, you can do it!

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Oiled Up

The act of lubricating oneself in oil before sex to minimise friction.

Ian oiled up before inviting Phillip round for a game of nude charades.

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