Intelligently making an excuse to skip work.
I just heard this Olsenism... "The Russian food I ate last night in Brighton Beach gave me nightmares and left me feeling quite ill this morning, so I'll be recovering today at home."
The act of doing of which Brock gets demon head
Richard j olsen
gave Brock the demon head
An emo girl who has nice cuts. Has a fat crush on the sexy Hans. Suffers from morbid obesity and diabetes. She often has anxiety and an IQ of 4.
She likes to be drugged with out her consent.
She is disowned.
That blond fatass Mille Olsen needs to go on a diet.
A fucking snack, with the biggest dumbtruck you'll ever come across. He is a very sexy and charming guy.
Everybody is sexually attracted to Rasmus Hartold Olsen, because of his loving personallity and big bunda. Being attracted to Rasmus isn't gay though since he is just so hot that your body can't reject him.
Oscar Friis Johanneson: Damn, i could really tap Rasmus
Everybody else: me too
Rasmus Hartold Olsen: ayo let me be
When you storm out of a room like a 2 year old, down an 18 pack of cheap beer, after your girlfriends says no to sex multiple times
Best Friend: "Hey girl don't get with that guy he always is "pulling an olsen" on his girlfriend. You could do better"
Her: "Ya you're right, I already have a kid, I don't need another one
A big dick he can make you feel like your going to die every waking moment if you meet one that’s because he’s a spy for the devil cause how could somone with that name be normal if he was born on Christmas then you should run some say that Shane Dawson should do a documentary on them!
Chris Olsen is a dick