fat

A thing that makes you more heavy, and sometimes keeps you warm in winter and gives you presence.
Fat can be earned by eating jellies and chocolate cakes, but also by drinking non-diet sodas or beer and eating crisps. Also a factor of breaking up in some love stories.

Girl: Why did you break up with me? I am so sad without you :'(
Boy: Because I only like fat nowhere else but in the breasts.

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fat

What happens when people enjoy fast food too much...

Also know as:
tub-tub
chub-chub
tub of lub
flubber
flub
flub-flub
blubber
chunk
beef
poundage
squish
belly jelly
flub-a-liscious

I'm getting so fat that soon i'm gonna have to roll to school.

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FAT

An acronym for 'Fucking Awesome Tits'

That hoe has some FAT

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Fat

The disgusting orange-ish colored supstance that fat people are made of. If they knew how horrid it looked, they probably wouldn't be fat.

Teacher: Kids open your text books to page 150, today we are learning about Fat.
Fat Kid: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Kid: Ya gunna lose weight now?

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fat

one who enjoys cookies, chips, cake, and cholesteral sticks. fat people don't like exercise and they sweat after they walk from the pantry to the refrigerator.

i hear there's a sale at buskin

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fat

An abbreviation for "American".

I'm not fat, I'm big-boned *drinks 10-litres of Diet Coke and eats a sack of Big Macs*.

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fat

In norwegian: fett.
Used to describe somthing awsome.

- Hei, vil du ha disse 100 millionene?
- Ja takk, så fett!

- Hey, you want these 100 million bucks?
- Thanks, that is so fat!

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