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Swavey Ass Nigga,With More Swag Than You Will ever Know
Swag,Swaggy,Swagger,Swaggerific,Im So Fresh You can Suck My Muthafuckin Nuts,Isaiah Jones
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Complete inebriation while having great times with great people. It is customary to capture these great times with a snapchat story of a photo of said great people the caption, "wisp jone".
"Did you see Adam's wisp jone snapchat?"
"Yea, that party looked lit af."
A republican representative from Wisconsin's 2nd district. Also known as the coolest man alive.
Cool person 1: Did you hear that representative Noah Jones attempted to pass a bill removing Wyoming from all future maps?
Cool person 2: Yeah! but the absolute RINO of a speaker Mr. Lukowsky. didn't even let it onto the house floor.
The greatest hero of all time. Has a fedora hat, a bull whip, a pistol, a leather jacket and a satchel containing important stuff. Was an archeologist in the 30s and 40s. He continually defied the entire nazi army.
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A VERY tall person who has a very deep voice and is sexually aroused by almost everything
tracer: you see that guy over there he is a 'jonathon jones'
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1.Writer for SomethingAwful
2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.
Lawyer: "Your honor, the defense is full of Spokker Jones!"
Judge: "OVERRULED, HIPPY!!!"
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noun.
An action that is so epic and clutch it deserves comparison to Indiana Jones. Just as Dr. Jones would come up with the perfect solution to a problem, so would the person who pulled off the Jones Move. Often seen in sports or in a dating setting, the Jones Move is an achievement and an honor.
Luke:You see that? Lakers down four, Kobe gets an And1 three over shaq. Goes into OT.
Erik: Jones Move.
Ryan: Dude, pulled Jessie's digits.
Matt: Her boyfriend didn't see you?
Ryan: Got out just before he arrived.
Matt: Jones Move.
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