monkey

weird ass gay hairy penis kid who fears to eat out pussy and enjoys sucking dick

Nutzy: fuck me ill give you 5 bucks
Monkey: i'll do it for free!

monkey

what your dad called you

your a monkey

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:monkey:

Used in phrase to say someone is dumb.

You're such a :monkey:

the monkey

The monkey is a primate, which means that it is like a person except smaller, dumber, louder, hairier, and it (in most cases) lives in trees and has a tail. Monkeys are sometimes food for the chimp, a superior animal which enjoys war, fornication, the use of primitive tools, and hooting.

"Monkey" can also be used more broadly in the sense of "ape-like creature" or to refer to a person who resembles such a creature, such as a troglodyte. This is generally an insult (rarely, referring to a silly clownish person, it is not as harsh). In any case, the monkey generally enjoys the following:
-stealing things, especially food
-hurling excrement at people (see also politician)
-comic mischief in general
-cocaine
-hooting

That monkey stole half my bananas! Yesterday he stole half my melons! The day before, he had his tribe launch a volley of monkeyshit at my customers! I'll get that damn monkey!

A KKK rally is just a bunch of drunken monkeys.

Look, the monkey is making a speech again on TV! He's not very good with English, but maybe he could learn sign language like that gorilla everybody loved.

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That's monkey

cool, or awesome in some sense

Terry: like my new guitar?

George: yeh dude! that's monkey!

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monkey

A person who steals from acquaintances. Everyone knows that monkeys love to steal.

"That boy is nothing but a sly little monkey."

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