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Telling somebody to stop teasing or angering you.
Ewen: *poking Robert with a stick*
Robert: "Ewen, stop fucking poking me"
Ewen: *keeps on poking Robert with a stick"
Robert: "Ewen you fuckface! You really got to stop pulling my nuts!"
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To quit a joint enterprise; e.g. divest one's capital, leave a job, or break a contract.
Similar in spirit to taking one's ball(s) and going home.
"As soon as this company goes public, you'd better believe I'm going to get my nuts out."
"Did I get my PhD? No way. Soon as I had enough credits for a Master's degree, I got my nuts outta there."
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The only acceptable sexual practice.
person 1: my nuts in your ass
person 2: let's make it happen!
To sit on the front railing of a shopping cart with your legs open. Usually with someone pushing you to crash into something like a pole or pillar.
The red striped man called out "I'm going shopping with my nuts" then he learned what happens at the end when he hurt his nuts at the pole.
I phrase that is said to someone who is sitting on your nuts.
You've been sitting on my nuts for about 2 months now I think it's time for you to get off my nuts.
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An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.
Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your nuts "
Upon learning that 5-Star Rivals.com Defensive Back Recruit, Juan Epstein has just committed to the OKLAHOMA SOONERS:
"Well, bobcat my nuts!"
See, makes perfect sense.
Said phrase can also be used as an expression of negative surprise and nausiating consternation, ie:
Upon learning that one's new supervisor is a UT Grad.
"Well, bobcat my nuts!"
See, makes even more sense.
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The famous phrase that Vince, or the Sham-wow guy says during his infomercial for the Slap chop.
Watch this, you're going to love my nuts.
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