Half-Toobin

Verb: "(w/ 'to go') to stand up during a Zoom or other conference call while sporting wood or showing an erection underneath ones clothes." Inspired by the 2020 news event involving journalist Jeffrey Toobin who was caught masturbating during a Zoom call, and, thus, was going "full-Toobin."

Right in the middle of a Zoom review for the O-Chem midterm, my TA got up to get a fresh cup of coffee and, wouldn't you know it, dude went half-Toobin and popped a chub right in front of the whole section. Must've had more than the textbook open in his browser window.

half idiot, half moron

1. Someone who is so dumb that using idiot or moron wouldn't be enough to fully get across the point of how stupid they really are

1. The only way to describe you would be to combine idiot and moron, ergo you are half idiot, half moron

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Half-Assery

The act of leaving tasks unfinished (Half-Assed)

There is a lot of half-assery going on around the job site.

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half on a sack

Splitting half the money for a bag of weed.

Yo, you tryin' go half on a sack?

bop and a half

when a song is so good that it deserves more then just a bop

“What Makes You Beautiful” by One Direction is a bop and a half.

Half-Caf

Used when ordering coffee and you want half regular and half decaffinated.

I'll have a tall half-caf latte on the fly.

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That ain't half

somethings that's not bad

Person A: "Whats for lunch?"
Person B: "Beef tips over seasoned noodles"
Person A: "That ain't half"