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Net profit

(n.) Gross profit minus expenses.

Our net profit is less than 1% of our gross profit. We have too many o/hs.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004


Net gizzard

A man that goes to the chat room to pick up woman.

Yo Mack is such a net gizzard, he hooked up with four girls in AOL chat.

by BmoreSlim April 13, 2009

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Net Neutrality

The only way the internet should be. Without Net Neutrality, you'll have to pay for basic everyday necessities.
Say goodbye to your social life, your education, online dating, gaming, and video streaming.

Ajit Pai of the FCC is the worst person ever.

~~Net Neutrality~~

"I want your money" - Ajit Pai

"We want our freedom" - Everyone else

by RevorxPatremunkis December 6, 2017

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surfing the net

Looking up anything on the internet. Going on websites

Jess was surfing the net.

by XXX February 1, 2005

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Net hanger

Similar to cock blocking,it's what an ugly dude does when he knows he'll never score the hot chick he's standing next to or sitting next to in a bar. But he won't leave his seat or spot if his life depended on it. Therefore, preventing anyone else from getting close to her.

" I was really digging that chick sittting at the corner of the bar last night,but some net hanger wouldn't let me get in close with her."

by ToeKneeRi October 19, 2011


Net Cong

Evil giant ape resident in the area of NCsoft servers, this monstrosity blocks all access to the game servers when "too many" people want to play. The ape takes pleasure in knowing little children are crying because they cannot play. When small groups spread out over different servers, it is possible to sneak by, but in large numbers, net cong kills all new connections. The best time to get past him is when he's distracted by people leaving, or when it's sleeping(when most of the world is also sleeping)

"Net cong is blocking my access!"
"I wish Net cong would die and burn"
"NCsoft has to make more servers damnit! Net Cong is blockign all of them!"

by the Nightblade April 2, 2004


Jimmy Net

in slang terms, a Condom

My wallet has my Jimmy Nets

by cloud0n3 October 21, 2010