tile on my arm

An uninteresting companion of low intelligence and mediocre in appearance.

I wouldn't even use that tile on my arm as a life raft if we were on the Titanic.

tile tease

Someone who puts a tile in any game sideways to hold a spot while thinking of a better move.

Stop taking so long you Tile Tease.

tiled

Imagine being a tile being part of a wall made of tiles. You are made of stone so basically you are stoned. You can't really move because you are squeezed around all the other tiles. And you are tired af.

"Oh man, I feel so tiled".

roof tiles

Slang for oral sexual transmitted diseases

Caffers got roof tiles the other day.

Tiling

The act of slowly applying mortar on the crevices of another person's body, and meticulously placing ceramic tiles on the edge of said person's skin. Also, following with an appropriate amount of grout to the openings between each of the tiles. This should only be performed by adventurous people, and those who are willing to consent to this daring act.

You want to try something new babe? After a long day of tiling, I am curious as to how it would feel if I were to tile you.

Tile bathroom

Slang expression for “brick shit house”

Dwayne the Rock Johnson is muscular. He’s built like a tile bathroom.

Tile head

A Muslim/Indian person, used as a racial slur

I’m sick and tired of all these tile heads over charging me in gasta Fiona