Batty wagon

When one of your homies owns a wasteman of a car.

Paul: "Yo man, you seen craigs new car?"
Sean: " Yeah bro, it's such a batty wagon!"

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Shaggin Wagon

Pimped out 60's - 80's van usualy comes with a couch, waterbed, strobe lights, lava lamps. Used for the specific purpose of getting laid and/or high.

I love my shaggin wagon. It's McFreakin Pimp.

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Whitey Wagon

When a white girl has a ghetto booty booty

Yo did u see the whitey wagon on that white girl?

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Twat-Wagon

An absolute toolbag that rolls around town like he's the coolest kid, has an Xbox swag but is a loser in real life and is probably gay.

John- Dude, what a queer.

Steve- Yeah you're right, let's go to pilates and get sushi afterwards!

Derrick- Shut up you fucking Twat-Wagons!

Chooch Wagon

Name given to a big diesel pick up truck. Sometimes this truck will have the ability to roll coal.

Example1
guy 1: man this truck she goes fast.

guy 2: ye she be choochin.

Example2
Just got a new chooch wagon

Pussy Wagon

A vehicle purchased exclusively for the purpose of attracting foxy young women for one-night stands.

Rock Hershaft bought his Chevy conversion van for pounding pussy at the drive in. Yea, it's a Pussy Wagon alright.

"...we made love in my Chevy van..."

"...If this van's a rockin', don't come a knockin'..."

"...My name is Buck, and I like to fuck..."

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Taco Wagon

A low riding car, usually a chevy with enormus rims and filled with wetbacks.

John: why do wetbacks drive taco wagons?

Bill: So they can cruise and pick vegitables at the same time!

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