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Hooking up with someone's out of town guest.
"I brought that cute little blonde from Georgia back to my place and spent the night playing tour guide."
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To ride around the UOR campus with a joint or blunt, (usually Green Crack or GDP) enjoying the beautiful weather, campus grounds, and avoiding P-Safe.
Evan A-Town: I got a quarter of Green Crack for 60, from my boy that lives with Mac!
Alex (The Boss): Damnn.. You & me both A-Town! I got the O of shake of GDP for 80.
............. Puff .................. Puff ................. Redlands Tour
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only the best concert ever
5 stages, 8 hours
All-American Rejects, Taking back Sunday, The Used, Rufio, Simple Plan, AFI, Sum 41...
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1. A female working on a touring show who seems to have no real stage or production skills. Usually does menial tasks and does little manual labor. Really gets paid to have relations with the male members of the show's crew.
2. A term used to call a female stageworker's skills into question. An insult directed at females on stage.
1. She was never good enough to work big shows when she was trying, but now that she's a tour whore she just stays on the bus and is in demand!
2. When she couldn't figure out how to tie a clove hitch, I called her a tour whore.
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A phenomenon in which a chick that you would normally find unattractive actually becomes attractive in your eyes after being on the road (usually in a band) for an extended period of time and not getting any snatch.
Scottie-"hey bra are you really gonna hit that shit!?"
Chris-"dude I haven't gotten any snatch since Chicago, and this chick is tour hot, so fuck it"
Scottie-"ahh good point! I'm gonna go talk to that bow legged girl'
the act of taking a French artifact (preferably a small replica of the eifel tower) and proceed to shove into an oraphis such as a vagina or sphinkter. as this takes place you place shit in your hand and engage in a mustache placing such as a sterotypical french mustache on thier upper lip. then after this takes place proceed to make your lover say "bon appitete" or "bonjour".
My girlfriend did not know much about Europe so i Decided to give her the tour of France.
A person you trust who is also on A hallucinogen at a concert whom you've made a pact with to not abandon each other.
A person who looks out for you.
I'm glad my tour buddy talked me off of that ledge I was standing on.