Leak Week

1. Being on your period

2. On the rag

3. PMS

Ahhh shittt man, it's leak week. And I totally wanted to hit that tonight.

Rage Week

Rage week is slang for when a woman is on their period - mostly used by males to piss off women or to use it in a funny sentence.

Girl: Ugh, I can't go into the pool because of girl problems.
Boy: It's rage week?
Girl: Shut up!

Taint Week

New Years Eve is the ass end of the year and Xmas is where the goodies are. So the time between is the taint.

I am going on vacation during taint week, because Xmas is over and New Years is coming.

Rush week

the period of time when a frat or sorority tries to get you to pledge.

Nice it's rush week. Lets get drunk.

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thomson week

when one has a lot of sexual intercourse in one week

"shit i had so much sex last week! i had a thomson week"

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Shark Week

The week during which a woman has her period. There will be blood, an uncomfortable sense of tension and a bad tempered, unpredictable beast.

Take heed during shark week. If you show signs of weakness or aggression, you will be attacked. If you get attacked, it will be all your fault, infinitely more traumatic for her and you'll never be allowed to forget it.

Man 1-"Why is your wife glaring at you from the window?"
Man 2-"Shark week. She's looking for an excuse to strike"

Man 1-"Pub?"
Man 2-"Hell yes."

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Shart Week

A week dedicated to those individuals that fart “and a little shit comes out.” The reason this week is chosen is because it is synonymous with the popular “Shark Week.” Since these animals are deadly and terrifying, the average viewer will have a buildup of fright and feces, causing them to shart instead of fart. Although a shart will always put an individual in a conundrum, on this week that person can let it all go as it is documented in all of it’s shit filled glory.

I went over to Walter’s house to watch the annual Shark Week, and as the sharks came too close for comfort, it unfortunately became Shart Week.

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