One-night-stand carnage

One-night-stand carnage describes being on a grey street, not really knowing where you are on a Monday morning. People are on their way to work while you have just been ejected out on to the street from the girl's flat (name unknown) where you spent the night. You are still drunk, have bloodshot eyes, are wearing a going-out shirt and because you were using Dax Wax your hair is all over the place. All can plainly see that you were out fucking. Now comes the walk of shame...

Fucking hell, I was serious one-night-stand carnage. I was at the busstop and everyone was looking at me. I was all over the place. I didn't have a penny on me so I had to bunk onto the Luas (Dublin tram) without paying and then walk home. Got into work two hours late... Same again next weekend?

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one-night stand crush

A one-night stand crush is a crush that lasts as long as a one-night stand. Short and sweet, in and out. Take the goods and zoom. Yeet yourself out of there. We know you got commitment issues.

My friend Vic had a one-night stand crush. She yeeted out of there quick tho!
Yesterday, I met this guy and I totally liked him! I don't like him anymore, it was definitely a one-night stand crush!

Drunken one night stand

A method of having sex usually resorted to by lonely skinny nerd virgins. They go in bars and find a girl that is very drunk and can't think, trick them into thinking they are hot, then bringing them home. It is a loser act, but it does work.

Jacob: Oh my gosh I heard humping noises coming from your room all night, what was that?
Michael: Guess what... I lost my virginity.
Jacob: OMIGOD NO WAY, you actually got a girl to like you?!
Michael: No, I just did the drunken one night stand.
Jacob: Oh, so it's not that surprising now.

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One Night Hand

Calling someone up for one night of phone sex with no strings attached and hoping to never speak to them again.

Kiki: So i ended up conecting to the same customer service guy last night.
Mia: Was he any help this time?
Kiki: No but we totally had a One Night Hand!
Mia: OMG Thats so slutty!

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Text Message One Night Stand

when you meet someone, exchange numbers and sext throughout the night. Then the next day you delete the messages and don't text again. Now its another name in your phone book that makes you look like a whore.

Did you like that guy last night?
Yeah, we had a text message one night stand.

Omg! Girl, you so crazy!

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Having a one-night stand with a loser

Doing it like they do it on discovery channel with a loser you just met in the night-life.

Jenny enden up having a one-night stand with a loser

Jessica was so drunk she ended up having sex with a geek that night.

Sarah did it with a loser she just met.

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One Hairy Night Stand

1. A one night stand with a person who has an exceptional amount of body hair.

2. Hooking up with someone who rudely leaves body hair all over your bed sheets, which results in never calling him or her for a second go-around.

3. A hairy hump horror!

Girl 1 wakes up to change her sheets after a drunk night with a guy she meets at a Valentines Day party.
"Holy cow! There is pubic hair all over my sheets!"

Girl 1's friend: "BARRFFFFFF"

Girl 1: "I don't want all this hair in my washer, I'm going to roll it up in this lint remover tape roller"

Girl 1's friend: "BARRRFFFFFFF"

Girl 1: "That was one hairy night stand!"

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