That girl looks so hot i think i'll just pop to the toilet and have a swift one off the wrist
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My bitch wasn't around and I was hornier than a dog with two dicks, so I quickly fired one off the cuff before she came home.
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Any retribution by restaurant staff towards rude customers.
Don't be so rude to the waiter, Jeff, or he'll crack one off in the dhansak!
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It is a progression of using the phrase "fuck me" in a derogatory manor.
Party one: Dude, I just saw your car getting towed away.
Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!
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Refering to the action of the anal spincter at the conclusion of a succesfull bowel movement.
This term is seldom used after excessive consumption of lager and vindaloo curry.
Where's the arse fodder? I am going to nip one off.
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A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
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To get sober. Or more commonly referred to quitting methamphetamines.
Hey, I'm sorry but I can't chill with you guys at the tweaker pad anymore...I'm trying to stay off-one for good.
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