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Online zone is when you completely ignore a person online on a messenger despite being online and aware that he has texted you.
Dude she totally online zoned me yesterday.
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being in love with someone over the phone
dont know if you are?
-you screenshot all the messages that they send that make you happy (you might have a file just for those screenshots)
-you smile whenever they text
-you constantly want to text and talk to them
-you get excited and giggly when they’re online
- you ask other people about them to know what they do in their private life
-you love every little thing about them and the bad things look small compared to the good things! so it doesnt matter right? they’re still my friend right?
- their face is ‘perfect’ in your eyes and you try to save EVERY SINGLE PHOTO THAT THEY SEND without them noticing or making it look like you’re obsessed
- you stalk all and everyone of their social medias. whether thats going onto their friends post and trying to see photos and videos of them that they wont send to your dms, or stalking their snapscore.
ayooo you might obsessed if u got most of these! (especially the last ones)
its fine because me too ☺️🥰😋
you’re obsessed my lovely. you have an online crush
Most retarded bullshit. Everyone’s grades start to drop because we’re all depressed fucks during times like these and we get no motivation to do stupid ass assignments our teachers butt fuck us with. To make matters worse brainless fucks that run the school still wanna go on with the gay ass exams that will make 75% of the students commit suicide.
Online school sucks faggot gay ass dick
Yameii Online is a virtual musician. Her production is handled by Deko and Oseanworld. Yameii has gained some popularity in the virtual music world, and her music has made it into the realm of Tik Tok and Youtube.
Person 1: Hey! Do you listen to Yameii Online?
Person 2: Yeah! My favorite album is Yameii vs. the World!
a term used for an extremely sensitive and selfish individual who has become so engulfed in both cancel culture and the internet that they become completely out of touch with real life. usually social rejects and with 0 skills to put to use in the real world, their goal is to make life easier for everyone and to eradicate all forms of “hate” and -ism when in reality, they’re making it worse. essentially someone who won’t make it through life without having to find something to be offended by.
may also be noted that most people described as chronically online almost definitely don’t apply this attitude when they’re not sitting behind a screen. they’re also infamous for not educating someone on what they’re doing wrong and just jumping to the conclusion of cancelling them. they overlook actual important issues and nitpick at things they are PERSONALLY offended by.
A: “please put a trigger warning for water!!” “don’t say ‘asf’ it’s offensive” “put a trigger warning for capital letters please” “this isn’t the hot take you think it is 😐”
B: “oh my god you are so chronically online”
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America Online is a Program that allows you to go online, BUT, their high ass prices and slow ass internet access suck!
AOL made my computer crash!!!
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The sacrifice you make in the moment to stream a show while your computer is without anti-virus. Resulting in a shit-ton of malware and pop ups about dating Russian women and horse betting.
"Man I was streaming 'Brooklyn 99' yesterday even though my virus protection was down, and now I think I gave my computer an Online STD "
"Ugh thats shit man, have you taken it to the gyno"
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