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OPEN CRIB

REFERS TO A CERTAIN PERIOD OF TIME WHEN YOUR HOUSE (CRIB), IS OPEN FOR VISITATION AT ANYTIME FROM KNOWN OR UNKNOWN GUEST.

YO' LETS GO TO THAT OPEN CRIB PARTY ON JEFFERSON AVENUE TONIGHT.

by BOIBLAZE December 17, 2008

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Open the Bakery

To take a shit. Primarily used to express one's need to defecate in a polite and courteous manner. May also be stated as opening the bakery for business.

Mexican was not the best idea for lunch today. I am going to need to open the bakery within the hour.

Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2016


Open Jam

Harmony Central user forum mostly concerned with bowel movements, tits, and gay sex.

Did you check out Open Jam this morning? Strato shit out his rectum again, JoshuaTSP bought another amp, GRAF had another nervous breakdown that he'll claim he made up, and newbie chick gave her opinion about something.

by OJArchivist August 14, 2009

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Open bobs

A everyday sentece used by indian online daters to hit up some Noods with Girls Like "Show Me Your Boob, Girl." Except its Mispelled,

Rajeet: 'Open bobs and show vagene'
Melissa: '???'
Rajeet: 'I want sexi Sex'
Melissa: 'Never Talk To Me Again"

by LilHyprChan January 6, 2018

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eye opener

An alcoholic drink one needs to get going in the morning.

"Todd is an alcoholic. He has an eye opener every day just after waking up."

by talley June 7, 2006

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store opener

In racquetball, when a ball that was going to be a killshot goes under the buttocks and hits a male player facing the front wall in the back of the testicles, resulting in a testicular motion very similar to the bells on top of a door when you enter a store. Imagine hearing "ding-a-ling-a-lingaling" One of the most painful experiences in sports.

I'm gonna tape my balls to my stomach so I never get hit by a store opener again.

by Augie September 7, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Open The Noor

A term used by a drunk man, who sounds Like Walter Jr. from the hit series Breaking Bad, from the viral outside edition video ask the owner of the property to open the noor.

"Open The Noor"

by Chesus_the_ll February 7, 2023

15๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž