Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis
Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.
Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.
When titties look bigger than they really are. Most often due to the manner in which the titties are dressed/displayed.
Dude, i was so bummed when she took her shirt off, total optical allusion titties, they were tiny.
"yeah, there not that big, there optical allusion titties" - Mello
Nigga Optics is a technology developped by Talon Industries that does recognize people of color!!!
Didn't you see that black person? No! Well my friend, you're in need of Nigga Optics!!!"
Thanks to Nigga Optics these store slide doors automatically open when a black person tries to enter the store!!!
When you have a shitty outlook om life in general.
Jenny had such a bad day she couldn't help but have a optical manure out look for the following day.
Not beeing able to see shit because your head is so far up ur own ASS!!
Flaslight has Optical Rectumitius
Third eye, Reason, Consciousness. Used heavily in UG hip hop.
Damn, that girl has some crazy triple optic. Yeah shes down.