Crisp packets

Ejaculating into salty crisp packets as an alternative to the female form

The back of Andy's Tesla is full of crisp packets - and they're all stuck together.....looks like he's been using the crisp packets again!

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Ghost packet

Food packaging that appears to be full. once grabbed it is revealed to the very dissapointed grabber that it is actually empty and merely adopting the shape of a full packet.

Commonly occurs with chip packets and cereal boxes.

1. We could not make nachos because Jermaine didn't buy any chips. He said he saw a whole packet in the pantry but it turned out to be a ghost packet.

2. Andrew: Hey man, can i have a chip?
Matt: sure man, have the rest...
A: Oi! This is a freakin' ghost packet!
M: haha yeah, now throw it in the bin you touched it last
A: Why i oughta...!

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spice packet

verb: to exploit loop holes in an assignment, i.e. find the way to maximize the grade or performance review with the least amount of work.

Answering "no" to the first part of a two part question to avoid answering the second part, e.g.

Do you agree with the choice that was made? If, Yes then explain why.

Answer: No

"They really spice packeted that one"

Derived from T-Bone's development of the Super Spice Packet for their Product Planning course. Interviews consisted of wives, and the prototype was a piece of paper taped together

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packet pussy

womans bad dream, best wish, and wildest fan

packet pussy-plastic vagina,

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mustard packet

A condom

I need to wrap up my dick pass me a mustard packet

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packet of three

a speed ball, the heroin is wrapped in one packet, the cocaine is wrapped in the second packet, and they are wrapped together with a rectangular paper "junky fold", with one end fitting into another.

"You got the stuff on you?"
"Yeah, I got it planted, in a junky fold, a packet of three"
(credited to William S. Burroughs)

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yeast packet

refers to anything you could want it to be. no definite description. could involve an infection or just a random item.

Derek has several yeast packets under his pillow. he keeps them for good luck.

Niki's yeast packets make me itch.

i asked Hollie for a yeast packet but she gave me ketchup.

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