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KFC Panties

When panties become stiff from being worn all the time. This is known as "extra crispy." If you inspect closer you will often find that the KFC panties are served with a "side of gravy"(skid mark)

I walked into my girlfriends bathroom and on the floor she had left some KFC panties. Upon closer inspection I found they came with a side of gravy. stinky britches underwear soup thong-crete fumunda

by rdogg February 12, 2012


magic panties

An extra-dimensional space used by Trucy Wright in the Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney video game series for the Nintendo DS and 3DS. She uses it in her magic tricks, pulling things like suitcases and food out of them.

Trucy: Want some cookies from my magic panties?
Apollo: Erm... no thank you.

by Proper Defenitions May 25, 2014


Panty Cruster

The art of sniffing the crotch of a pair of panties taken from the dirty clothes hamper, jerking of and cumming in the crotch of them. Primarily means rooting through the dresser drawer of a womans clean panties, jerking off on the crotch and then folding them back up and putting them back.

I was at my buddies house at a party and they werent paying attention. His old ladies a pretty hot broad. I went int thier room and opened her dresser drawer, snagged a sweet looking pair of thongs and hit the bathroom. They were clean so I was a Panty Cruster and put them back. I wonder if she ever noticed before she put them on.

by The Cornhole King January 8, 2005

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Period panties

Panties that girls wear, that are not cute, during their period, or menstral, so they don't ruin the pretty ones.

I have a separate drawer for my period panties.

by Longitude August 9, 2007

408๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


panties in a bunch

1. When a person overreacts to a trifling insult or barb, or to a joke.

2. When someone acts in an anal-retentive manner, and makes a big fuss out of a relatively minor problem.

1. Don't get you're panties all in a bunch, he doesn't mean it.

2. It's not that big of a problem, don't get your panties all in a bunch, it's going to be okay.

by teh pope January 19, 2005

799๐Ÿ‘ 152๐Ÿ‘Ž


Panty Grease

Cocaine

Cor look at those two slappers, they're a guaranteed 2 line rule, you got the panty grease?

by Da Real JZ February 12, 2009

57๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Panty beard

The unsightly pubic hair sprouting from around a females panty line.

Known also as the Panty Goatie, this is the phonomenom of which lack of the female self pruning causes pubic overhang from the edge of panties.

I went to remove her panties, and noticed she had a panty beard, thus I retracted and crawled up my own arse!

by VampireG May 13, 2005

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