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flash paper

Specialized paper that strippers wear & when they scratch it, a bright flash is produced.

Coco told me about flash paper & I was amazed. What a sight to see!

by Starchylde May 21, 2016

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Paper Angel

A con artist. A person that looks for people down on their luck, offers them help, and then seeks to control them. Much like a paper tiger appears scary at first but is merely an illusion of ferocity, a paper angel appears helpful at first, but is actually an illusion of assistance. A paper angel will lie and abuse it's victim to coerce control over them.

That nigerian prince email looks like a good opportunity, but be careful it's not just a paper angel

by Elementalgrrl October 10, 2018


Paper Angel

A con artist. A person that looks for people down on their luck, offers them help, and then seeks to control them. Much like a paper tiger appears scary at first but is merely an illusion of ferocity, a paper angel appears helpful at first, but is actually an illusion of assistance. A paper angel will lie and abuse it's victim to coerce control over them.

That nigerian prince email looks like a good opportunity, but be careful it's not just a paper angel.

by Elementalgrrl October 10, 2018


paper cut

being significantly more impressive on one's résumé than one is in person; to look good on paper

Ryan: Hey Kasey, don't you have that big interview tomorrow?
Kasey: Yeah, I'm paper cut but pretty awkward in person, so I hope my résumé does most of the work for me!
Ryan: Seriously! Let's just hope that they believe that you're the actual applicant and not think it's a prank like last time!

by TheGrandeCheese September 21, 2018

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paper food

Paper food is an alternate term for fast food.

If someone hands you food wrapped in paper or styrofoam, you're about to eat some paper food.

The Mango Mussolini seems as clueless as one can be about fine cuisine, as he is known to eat steak with ketchup and proudly consumes paper food on a regular basis.

Being drunk and stoned at three in the morning is a precarious place to be if you're trying to avoid paper food.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 5, 2017


Toilet paper

A sacred piece of worship material that loves ur bum and which people think will give u corona immunity (that's why they're selling out btw.)

Toilet paper is a sacred paper. Which is a ritual that is commonly performed, as we use it to clean?

by LazyPotatoChip March 7, 2020

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paper launch

A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.

Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.

"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"

"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."

by Jack September 1, 2005

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