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unemployability paradox

When every posting for a job in a given field requires several years of experience, making it impossible to get a job in that field unless you already have one.

Even Applebee's won't hire a bartender who hasn't worked somewhere else for at least 2 years. This is an impenetrable unemployability paradox!

by nivekious July 29, 2012


dali paradox

In temporal mechanics,the Dali paradox is a temporal fissure which slows the passage of time to a gradual halt. It is also known as the "melting clock effect." (VOY: "Relativity")
This paradox was apparently named after Salvador Dali's famous painting "Persistence of Memory".

the Dali paradox is a temporal fissure which slows the passage of time to a gradual halt also known as The melting clock affect

by David Johnston January 6, 2007


The COD Paradox

When change is asked for an element and then the element is changed too much, so the individuals who originally requested change are now complaining and want to go back.

When Black Ops 2 came out people wanted something different, when Advanced Warfare came out, people wanted to go back, classic example of The Cod Paradox...

by ANASPAN March 26, 2017


Bloody Paradox

A group/brand created by Musical Artist, Lil Reaper.
• Bloody Paradox started off as a local group in the city of Simi Valley, California.
• Bloody Paradox has group members from different parts of the United States.
• Bloody Paradox IS definitely associated with music.
• The whole Bloody Paradox group WILL have many different projects for music, videos, podcasts, live streams, etc.

you: “Bro, Lil Reaper just announced that there is new Bloody Paradox merchandise dropping this year!”

friend: “damn bro, i’m definitely gonna cop that new Bloody Paradox merch!”

you: “BRO, YOUR MOM JUST TEXTED ME AND SAID THAT SHE’S GONNA COP SOME OF THAT NEW BLOODY PARADOX MERCH TOO!”

friend: “YOOOOOO!!!! MY MOM IS GONNA BE PIMPIN!”

you: “HELL YEAH BRO, SHE’LL BE STRAIGHT PIMPIN!”

friend: “THAT NEW MERCH IS GONNA BE DOPE AS HELL!”

by Bloody Paradox March 25, 2021


The DaBaby Paradox

The DaBaby Paradox states that everyone in the world (at some point in their first few seconds of life) was the youngest person on the planet. Thus, you, being the youngest person on Earth, were once DaBaby.

Friend: I feel so useless, unnoticed, and depressed :(
You: No you aren't! Have you heard the of the DaBaby Paradox?
Friend: No, what even is-
You: The DaBaby Paradox states that everyone in the world (at some point in their first few seconds of life) was the youngest person on the planet. Thus, you, being the youngest person on Earth, were once DaBaby.

Friend: :O LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

by 911 what's your mom-i mean eme April 2, 2021

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Facebook Paradox

On the social networking site, Facebook, the Facebook Paradox is the inverse proportian between the number of friends on has on Facebook and the number of friends one has in real life.

The paradox can be explained by reasoning that somebody who is so active in Facebook must have a lack of real life social interactions to account for the time they can afford to spend on the Internet. On the converse, somebody with a very active social life does not typically worry about spending too much time on social networking sites, hence the lack of Facebook friends.

Jenny has 3,000 friends on Facebook, but nobody really even likes or talks to her. She is an example of Facebook Paradox. Lots of friends on Facebook, but hardly any friends in real life.

On the other hand, Carol only has 30 friends on facebook, but everybody things she is really cool and she has an active social life. She is also an example of the Facebook Paradox.

by Chad R. May 7, 2007

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paradox

a seeming contradiction that can be resolved through a higher understanding (and no, not G-d. although some people equate any serious thinking with some higher power)

"in order to achieve peace, we must prepare for war"

by sarah the omnipotent October 19, 2003

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