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Act of jizzing in a condom after sexual intercourse,then after you have jizzed in the condom you proceed to tie off one end and squeeze the semen out onto your lovers face as if you were decorating a cake.
"Hey Matt,I took you advice and started pastry bagging that ho last night,she loved it"
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When one can sign there initials on a girls tits with their cum.
Wow, you were even able to dot the "i" for Ivan? Your a real Pastry Chef
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When a person of excessive foreskin ejaculates within. Then squeezing it out onto the sexual partner. Similar to cake decorating.
"He pastry bagged a heart shape on my chest."
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Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between commencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.
Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".
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horny mfs. probably play nekopara
person1: vanilla is sooo hot!
person2: what a horny pastry puffer
When a man pierces his genitals while his partner, (male or female), performs oral sex on his rectum.
Jim-Bob received an Alabama Puff Pastry from the new girl working at the piercing shop last night.
When a man creampies a woman and then vanishes.
Guy 1: She's pretty but she's not the hottest girl I've ever seen.
Guy 2: All good, I'll be a disappearing pastry chef. She'll make a great single mom.