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To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.
It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.
From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.
How to use pasty smash in conversation;
*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"
"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"
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Using a gently warmed Gregg's Steak Bake as an ersatz fleshlight
I ordered two steak bakes from Gregg's; one for eating, and one for a dirty pasty.
When you're giving it to her from behind, pull out suddenly and drop kick her so hard your feet get lodged into her vagina.
Usually happens during a hate fuck.
Emily: DUDE YOU GAVE YOUR EX THE PASTY UNCLE?!
Zach: SHIT YEAH I DID. SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!
Emily: OH GOD SO MUCH HURT
When one lightly heats up a pasty and proceeds to place his gentails inside, asserting his dominace over the pastry item for pleasure.
I walked into the kitchen the other day and caught Charlie Sheen having a pasty-wank!
An absolute disgusting crispy semen coverered bulbous labia example of a slags pastie aka a drunkards late night meal. Most likely diseased, and wears fake prada and orange makeup.
Rupert phoned the clinic with much hesitation about his blistered knob and his wife's clown's pastie
A particularly noxious fart - 'a meal in itself', named from the Cornish (UK) meaty delicacy.
Someone's dropped a gas-pasty in here
Pasty smasher is a term used to otherwise describe a penis. Pasty being the womans vagina.
Im gonna whack my pasty smasher out and stick it right up her cunt
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