A 6’2 buff man with a 8 meter defeater. He’ll pull any girl he sees
Omg is that Eamon Patterson?
Studies have shown that men named Eamon Patterson have the longest penis out of any other name
Omg you’re name is probably Eamon Patterson because of your skibidi rizz
Studies show that men named Eamon Patterson have the biggest penis you will ever see. Like seriously. He suffers from a syndrome called Horse Cock where his cock lays on the floor from the sheer size
Omg Eamon Patterson has w skibidi toilet Ohio sigma grimace shake baby gronk livvy dunne rizz
Kind of short guy that got rejected 5 times and kinda sad life. Gets in trouble all the time. Bad man
D'mitri Patterson went up to selena and got rejected
Ambries bf. He loves ambrie more than anything.
Alissa: that Jaxon Patterson kid is cute
Everyone else: YOOO HE LOVE AMBRIE
Geoffery Patterson is a fat guy that has no life, works a 9-5 job at 7-11. No wife or girlfriend. Sits and home and plays with his cat all day.
“Hey you seen that fat guy?”
“Yeah it’s Geoffery Patterson.”
A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.
Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!