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North American Pavement Ape

Antique farm equipment.

Pants sagging nappy haired black trash

It's a shame these North American Pavement Apes bring human black people down.

by TruckFrump April 4, 2018

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North American Pavement Ape

A derogatory term for an American of African descent, typically who you would call "gangstas" and see in the "hood" or "ghetto." They are addressed as such since they spend most of their lives in the wild - mainly lurking in alleys and selling crack or mugging people. You can catch them off guard during the day by offering them grape soda.

Dude, did you see those niggers back there?

Be specific! Those are North American Pavement Apes!

by I_N_S_A_N_I_T_Y July 30, 2011

1032๐Ÿ‘ 100๐Ÿ‘Ž


North American Pavement Snow Ape

A White person

John is white, he is a north american pavement snow ape

by Someguy2004 November 18, 2018

12๐Ÿ‘ 184๐Ÿ‘Ž


pavement sample

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.

Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.

Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.

by jamison23 September 30, 2009


pavement popper

A homeless retard who uses crowbars to pop manhole covers.
Often enjoys eating tables when theyโ€™re high on weed.

Ayo! Itโ€™s the pavement popper! Didnโ€™t he steal those tables from Walmart and ate them?

by I eat pigs November 23, 2020


pounding pavement

Pound pavement means that you are seriously determined to find a job. You dive in and seriously devote all energy absolutely not stopping until you have one.

โ€œHey man, where has he been?โ€
โ€œHeโ€™s getting nervous and has been pounding pavement until he gets work.โ€

by Suzdip February 9, 2018


Ice cream on the pavement

Slang term referring to a fallacy of argument, the act of referencing a source or example that has very little or nothing to do with a current debate. The act of turning attention away from matter at hand by creating a distraction.

Mike: No you're wrong there were three cupcakes left.
Jared: You don't know what you're talking about, last time I checked you have to be able to count to be an accountant.
Mike: Oh, alright ice cream on the pavement, whatever you say.

by Kim tedeze February 9, 2012