pay for play

The term pay for play, or P2P commonly known as is to offer sexual acts/favors in exchange for money or expensive gifts. A form of prostitution that is mostly used on social media or online dating sites.

Hi, I'm looking for those generous men looking to pay for play. I will perform any act you like, must be willing to pay for play.

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Apple Pay

Apple Pay is used by the "tech savvy". People who have Apple Pay are likely to have the most up-to-date iPhone model, an Apple Watch, and Airpods.

Nobody:
People with Apple Pay: I am going to use Apple Pay.

pay rape

the act of having someone forcibly pay for you.

We went out last night, and he totally pay raped me.

*waitress places check on table*
*Person 1 picks up check, puts down credit card*
Person 2: I can get it
Person 1: No, I insist
Person 2: No, we can split it...
Person 1: No. I have it!
Person 2: PAY RAPE!

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Ajit Pai

Noun- The weird feeling you get after you shit in the mouth of someone trying to eat your ass

I have to pay extra money for social media? I’m so angry that I just want my asshole eaten... but I’ll take a shit first so I don’t end up with another Ajit Pai.

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Pay in kind

When someone doesn't have any money and pays with sex.

Lady: "Oh no. I've left my purse at home. How will I pay you?"
Mechanic: "Well you can always pay in kind."
Lady: "You're disgusting"

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pai zuri

A japanese term for titty sex. It comes from opai which means titty in Japanese, and zuri meaning sex.

Jerry squeezed Tomokos breast together and pai zuried her like crazy.

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pay the piper

To pay a price that you deem high or unfair, but failing to pay the price often results in dire consequences.

Based on the story of the Pied Piper, who removed the rats from a town, and when not paid, he took their children instead!

Don't you know the Mafia collects protection here? If you want to run a business in this town, you have to pay the piper.

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