Pecan Typing

Using a piece of pecan to type on the keyboard. Usually occurs out of boredom with a pack of pecans lying around

e.g another slang for "began'

" Look, she pecan typing her report with a piece of pecan instead of using her god damn hands. What a retard!

Pecan

Predatorial con artist

He’s a pecan, never trust him!

Pecan ice cream

The most vile tasting ice cream flavor out of every single ice cream flavor

I tried pecan ice cream and I almost burnt my house down

pecan waffle

The art of banking food

He made a pecan waffle of his dinner

Slipping and sliding on the pecan shells

Southern slang for vigorous fornication, often behind a barn or under a pecan tree.

"I heard Mary Beth and Billy Bob slipping and sliding on the pecan shells last night"

pecan rolling

Where u grab a spot on your nutsack with your thumb and middle finger and roll it back and forth between your fingers to soothe an itch.

I immediately started pecan rolling my nutsack when I got home!

Pecan Gap

an extremely small Texas town.

usually unable to be spotted on a map.

see that little bitty microscopic dot...
right there...
no there...
yeah there...
thats pecan gap.