Pecan

Predatorial con artist

He’s a pecan, never trust him!

Pecan ice cream

The most vile tasting ice cream flavor out of every single ice cream flavor

I tried pecan ice cream and I almost burnt my house down

pecan waffle

The art of banking food

He made a pecan waffle of his dinner

Pecan Sandie

Cock gobbling cocker

That dudes really into pecan sandies.

pecan rolling

Where u grab a spot on your nutsack with your thumb and middle finger and roll it back and forth between your fingers to soothe an itch.

I immediately started pecan rolling my nutsack when I got home!

Pecan handy

When your girlfriend grabs a handfull of pecans then proceeds to give you a feirce hand job. If she really loves you after you cum she'll eat the semen coated pecans.

Joe: Man my cock hurts!

Mike: Another pecan handy!? Dude, you gotta dump this brawd.

Pecan Gap

an extremely small Texas town.

usually unable to be spotted on a map.

see that little bitty microscopic dot...
right there...
no there...
yeah there...
thats pecan gap.