peni

plural of penis

i have like 20 artificial peni (dildos) in my bag

penis

a penis is what a trangender has and what someone with no bitchs dosn't have

yo mom how did u give birth to me when u have a penis

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penis

a wigliy jigaly dildo

i want penis

Penis

You are a six year old typing this

Kid: lets type penis on urban dictionary
Principal: the fuck is wrong with you

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penis Penis Penis! PENIS PENIS! PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!!

what you hear when someone plays the penis game

I was at a walmart and I heard someone shouting "penis Penis Penis! PENIS PENIS! PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!!"

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penis

Because of having these, males use them as an excuse to watch sport instead of chick-flicks, buy beer instead of nice wine and not ring when they say they are going to.

Sally: "Call me tomorrow!"
Bob: "Ok"

Next day...
Bob: remembers he has a penis, does not call Sally.

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peni

An attempted humorous pluralization of the word "penis". As with other words from Latin that end with "is", such as "crisis" and "neurosis", "penis" changes the "is" to "es", forming "penes", as "crisis" changes to "crises" and "neurosis" to "neuroses". Only urologists and a handful of other professionals use the word "penes", however, so it is best to stick to the English plural, "pensises".

Duh, where'd all the vaginae and peni go?

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