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A alternat word for penis, yet it has many more uses then you would expect.
My penile unit is out of whack.
Look at his penile unit.
That penile unit is so small.
OMG did you just say penile unit?
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When a man with a little penis inserts it into the pee hole of a man with a huge penis.
I thought I'd seen everything until Phil started the penile sex with his neighbor in the hot tub.
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New 4dr 4WD trucks with every option known to exist attached. This helps compensate for a small dick. These vehicles seldom leave pavement as 99% of the people who own them don't want to get mud on their Izod & Dockers, or could very well get stuck due to lack of knowledge in off-roading. Hummers also fit in this category.
He's driving that truck as a form of penile compensation
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Two men fighting with their penises. The winner is determined by whoever's penis is still functional after six rounds of jousting.
"Ross beat Ian in penile jousting yesterday."
"I had twenty on Ian. :("
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When a (male) person attaches a phallic object (typically a plant or a household item) to his groin area with the goal of simulating an obscenely large penis.
Jim entered the room and saw that his friend Tom was sitting there, playing Call of Duty. Jim too wanted to play but Tom didn't let him. Jim took a nearby elongated cactus and placed it between his legs, pointing at Tom.
Tom screamed: "Put my cactus down, I am so tired of your penile projections!"
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Synonymous with dick, cock, and schlong. Popular in the 4th through 6th grade, before children begin to use the four letter words.
Ms. Smith can pull on my penal cord if she thinks I am going to do my homework.
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1) The act of shoving ones cock in the mouth of the victim causing her/him to suffocate until they die and are no longer living
2) A grind band that is good and you should listen to
If that fucking cunt doesnt shut up...im going to cock slap her then penily suffocate her to death until she dies.
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