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penn state

one of the shittiest schools in america. a land grant university that was originally designed to be Farmer U (yeah, and aggie school). however, it now likes to hide that image and call itself an elite college. despite being a state school, it has high tuition and (for some reason) difficult standards for admission. this second fact is a total joke, because it's easy to get in if your not smart but no somebody. most attendees are excellent drinkers and parties. the school is located in the middle of nowhere in central PA (nicknamed 'the alabama of the northest')

in sports, penn state is ridiculous. in football, the pride themselves on the old glory of a pompous, grouchy coach. they used to be hugh rivals with the highly superious Pitt, but the school got scared and dropped Pitt from the schedule in '01. in basketball, they are a total joke.

'penn state sucks' are the unofficial last words to the Pitt fight song.

at penn state, they sacrifice virgins in exchange for football success.

by Eye In The Sky June 24, 2006

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Penn State

The greatest school on the face of the fucking earth
greatest football coach to ever walk a sideline
kick ass people
and pitt sucks so does penn
great bars
if anyone was at the penn state ohio state game last year ranked as one of the loudest college games in history
huge stadium 107,282 capacity second in the nation who is beat by michigan with 107,501 capacity
with Pitt only had 56,150

we are penn state
best school spirit

by cmen92 October 5, 2006

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Penn Swag

One with protean academic potential that propounds that individual for admission to the university of Pennsylvania

That kid can do multivariable calculus in his sleep! He's got so much Penn Swag

by El Brento November 29, 2011

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penn state

A mixed bag. Decent school in the middle of nowhere where everyone follows the football team and the students drink until they are retarded. Some cute girls, by PSU standards, but most would pass for dogs in a city with alot of hot chics like NYC or LA. Weather is great in the summer/fall but your balls freeze in the winter and you don't see the sun until May. Few decent bars but alot of holes filled with drunk meatheads and vomiting idiots. Terrible restaurants but good ice cream. Alot of cool people but plenty of ignorant people who are are homophobes and racists.

Dude, we need to make a run for more 151!

Popped collars and Uggs aren't popular anymore tards.

We are . . . Penn State!

by psuissoso July 18, 2006

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Penn College

Missionary campus for Penn State. Is a technology college that is located in Williamsport, PA. Less than a hour north of Penn State's main campus.

Penn College, Penn Tech.

by Melissa Dean May 1, 2008

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Sean Penn

One of the greatest actors out now and easily the best of his generation. But his talent is overlooked over his temper tantrums, anti-Hollywood attitude and sour sense of humor. But he's one of my favorites. You can't hate someone you don't know personally.

Too many dipshits base an actor on their personality. You guys don't know them to judge.

by Kyle March 21, 2005

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penn state

Penn State is more than a University; it is a family. Penn State grads can be found nearly everywhere in the world, and because of the deep school spirit, usually treat other PSU grads with immediate respect.

Penn State thrives on football and school spirit. Joe Paterno is one of the most successful coaches in college history, and is one of the nicest guys in the world. He is as much a part of Penn State as Old Main is. The saying at Penn State is that the only one who can replace Joe Pa is God. He is a hero here, and is easily the most respected man in the State College area.

Currently Penn State's University Park campus has a reputation for being an incredible party school. This is true. There are tons of parties every weekend. If you can't find a party you enjoy, then you aren't looking hard enough. It is important to note that Thursday is the beginning of the (partying) weekend at Penn State.

If you don't like to party, there is still a lot to do. There are always activities on campus, and enough people that you can always find someone with similar interests. You don't have to party to enjoy yourself at Penn State, but it does help.

As so many people have mentioned before, the food here is great. Penn State also has some of the best ice cream you will ever have, and a lot of good restaurants are scattered throughout downtown.

The people at Penn State are very divided. Many people are rude, stuck up, and ignorant. The majority of people are not like this, though. Unfortunately you don't notice the nice people, because the ignorant ones stand out and give you the wrong impression.

The girls at Penn State are sluts. There are a ton of hot girls, but at least half dress like it's the 80s. If you can get by the spandex under the skirt look, then you should be ok here. Almost all girls sleep around with way too many guys, and dress the part too.

The guys at Penn State are overly horny pigs. Because of Penn State's party reputation, all of the immature guys at PSU are twice as bad as they should be. There are plenty of good guys at PSU, but they are very shy.

It's important to realize that saying a Penn State degree is useless is just ignorant. Just because a Lib Arts major from PSU gets a poor job doesn't mean PSU sucks; it actually means that Lib Arts majors are useless. Penn State is a well respected school. Don't listen to stupid people who claim a PSU degree is useless. Their only proof is immaturely writing how bad PSU sucks.

We Are... Penn State!

by d1skreet October 31, 2006

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