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Boy’s Definition: Uhm, you should know what a period is but it’s this lil dot u put at the end of a sentence. See, like that.
Girl’s Definition: 🇯🇵. If u dont get it, u will soon.
Girl: Dammit i got my period 🇯🇵
Boy: oh u mean that lil thang u put at the end of sentence.
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when a woman bleeds from her happy hole
takes up a stupid length of a womans life.
glad im not female.
"urgh. whats that? why's your body bleeding? from that hole? that's not fun at all!"
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A natural cycle that occurs within the female body every 26-30 days. Each month, an egg travels from the ovaries into the uterus, waiting for fertilisation. A lining of blood, tissue and mucus is built up during the month as a support for a embryo. If the egg is not fertilised, the linging will break down and, along with egg, will be flushed out the vagina for a duration of 3-9 days.
Bloating, cramping and mood-swings are sings of PMS/PMT.
'I got my first period today.'
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that miracle time of the month ~ for the gal pal woman hood 'round the world. or that red curse that makes your fucking life a pain. and that ruby gunk that colides with your emotional roller coaster. either way its apart of a chick's life.
Not tonite i got my period you ass.
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That thing your girlfriend gets so you can't play video games while she's at your house
God dammit. My girlfriend got her period and now I can't play on X-Box Live
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1) a way to know your not pregnant
2) Uterus is mad that it doesn’t hmget a baby so it bleed every moth for a week
Person 1:” Why are you celebrating”
Person on period:” I’M ON MY PERIOD”
Person 1: “Why are you crying over nothing”
Person on period: “ I got my period last night”