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A natural cycle that occurs within the female body every 26-30 days. Each month, an egg travels from the ovaries into the uterus, waiting for fertilisation. A lining of blood, tissue and mucus is built up during the month as a support for a embryo. If the egg is not fertilised, the linging will break down and, along with egg, will be flushed out the vagina for a duration of 3-9 days.
Bloating, cramping and mood-swings are sings of PMS/PMT.
'I got my first period today.'
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that miracle time of the month ~ for the gal pal woman hood 'round the world. or that red curse that makes your fucking life a pain. and that ruby gunk that colides with your emotional roller coaster. either way its apart of a chick's life.
Not tonite i got my period you ass.
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That thing your girlfriend gets so you can't play video games while she's at your house
God dammit. My girlfriend got her period and now I can't play on X-Box Live
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1) a way to know your not pregnant
2) Uterus is mad that it doesn’t hmget a baby so it bleed every moth for a week
Person 1:” Why are you celebrating”
Person on period:” I’M ON MY PERIOD”
Person 1: “Why are you crying over nothing”
Person on period: “ I got my period last night”
Your uterus gets a special notice? What's this? A visitor is coming?
Your uterus decides to decorate, because dang, this is a important visitor. Weeks pass. He thinks he's done a mighty fine job. But what.? No one shows
Your uterus, the party host, goes on a rampage and tears everything down and he's really angry.
Welcome to your period
Girl: hey I'm on my period
Other girl: me too..
Girl: cycle sisters
When you are honorably discharged from the uterine navy. It happens more ofter than you think.
Friend: Why are you crying?
Me: THERE IS A WHOLE IN MY SOCK!! *cries*
Friend: Period?
Me: Period.
(P.S. Maybe period can be our always.)
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