pronoun petty

A person who is extremely self-conscious about their pronouns.

NOTE: If a person corrects you nicely, they're not pronoun petty.

Person 1 - "Hey, have you seen Katie? She's been pretty off la-"
Katie - "EXCUSE ME I ONLY USE THEY/THEM PRONOUNS"
Person 1 - "Yeah whatever you pronoun petty fuck."

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Tom Petty

The most kick ass rock artist in the history of music. Front man and song writer for the band Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers and an awesome live performer. He is responsioble for countless chat-topping albums and really great songs such as: American Girl, Breakdown, Free fallin', Mary Jane's Last Dance ect...

Everyone at the concert agreed that Tom Petty is a major rock n' roll star after he and the Heartbreakers played an awesome set

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Petty LaBelle

When you're being the Grand Diva of pettiness, just like Patti LaBelle is the Grand Diva of Soul and R&B. You exhibit your pettiness through fascinating creativity and an unmatched dramatic flair.

Qwettah wrote a status message telling EVERYONE about Reina's accidental nose dive off the stage during her talent show performance, attached a pic of Eddie King, Jr. singing , with the caption: "Nights like this I wish that Reina would fall!!" She is sooooo Petty LaBelle!!

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being petty

Purposely saying or doing the exact opposite of what they were asked or told in a childish manner, to cause someone anger

For example if you were to ask someone to be quiet and then started talking louder,that would be them being petty

Petty Misdemeanor

A Petty Misdemeanor is the lowest class of Civil Offense. It is not a crime, and thus is not technically classified as breaking the law.

It generally results from breaking a City Ordinance, such as illegal parking, letting your dog off a leash in a leash required area, or a very minor shoplifting offense.

Petty Misdemeanors, in terms of severity, are below Misdemeanors, which are below crimes. Petty Misdemeanors, by law, cannot require jail time and any fines imposed shall not exceed $300.

Ordinances are passed by cities, since cities cannot technically enact laws. Many ordinances are total bullshit. For example, in Chicago, 'exceedingly hideous people may not appear in public.' Or in Hillsboro, Oregon, 'your horse cannot ride in the back seat of your car.'

See Coaster Ordinance Loony Law

Jason: "That prudish police officer just issued him a citation for shoplifting a candy bar."

Mike: "Only a single candy bar, who stops someone for that?! What a douchebag!"

Jason: "Yeah, but it's probably just a petty misdemeanor"


David of Chicago: "Woah, check out that fuck ugly woman over there."

Pat: "I hope the cops give her a ticket for being so fuck ugly, she shouldn't be showing her face to the public."

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Petty Crocker

Cooking up petty revenge like a Betty Crocker cake; excelling at all things petty

“She ate all my Oreos so I replaced the filling with toothpaste.”
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!

I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girl” on a loop for 3 hours.

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Tom Petty

One of the best, along with Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen, musicians to come out in the history of Rock.

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers are some of the best things that ever happened in Classic Rock.

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