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Getting a double kill in a video game, or if you like, real life.
Friend - Hey, help me out, there is loads of them here
You - * Shoots* Picks up the double
Friend - Your a beast.
saying that you have just bought some weed
Yo bro i just picked up
aight sick we need to kick it this week
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this girl picked up the remote last night
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An unintelligent way man or woman tries to pick up a potential mate with a one hundred percent failure rate. Only works if the person is beyond idiotic or has extreme low self esteem issues, i.e sluts or douche bags.
Examples of Pick-Up Lines:
Example 1:
A creepy man in a bar: *Walks up to intelligent, classy woman* "Are you Latina?"
Classy Lady: " Yes, I'm part Mexican." "Why do you ask?"
Creepy Man: "I have always loved Mexican women."
Classy Lady: *Rolls eyes* "And your point is?" "I have had this line used on me before and let's just say it's quit lame and pathetic." "This is why YOU are single."
Creepy Man: *Mumbles expletives because he got shot down, son!*
Example 2:
Trashy Club Slut: *Staggers up drunkenly to an intelligent "Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms?"
Intellectual Man: *Looks at her oddly* "No......."
Trashy Club Slut: "Because you look magically delicious." *wink,wink as she stumbles some more.*
Intellectual Man: "I think you need to sober up, and no thank you."
Trashy Club Slut: *Mumbles and gets pissed because she got rejected, son!*
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Referring to when an ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, or someone crazy person that you know calls, and you really shouldn't answer, but you do.
It means, making a big mistake.
'Tommy really picked up the phone last night when he dropped the ball during the big game'
'Man, that ugly girl in class said hi to me, and I really picked up the phone. Now she wont leave me alone'
'Stop picking up the phone, and move on!'
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A short phrase designed to coerce someone of the opposite sex into having intercourse.
Hey, wanna fuck while your Dad's gone?
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