John Pike

A little painful stinging sore found on the head or shaft of a penis as result of excessive masturbation without adequate lubrication.

“Hey man, what’s up with the funny walk?”

“Dude I ran outta lube last night while rubbing one out & gave myself a John Pike that stings like hot pepper!”

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Jason Pike

Noun: A person who avoids work or effort

Man you are such a Jason Pike

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pocket pike

refers to the male penis or cock. Same family as the trouser trout, dungaree dolphin or it's Jewish cousin, the Kike Pike

Dr. Brucey unleashed his pocket pike into Nancy's shaved pelican.

butt pike

A term for ones penis referring to anal

That bulge you feel in your lower back ...its a butt pike, cause I wanna go midevil on dat ass!

pike-uh

(Pike...uh) n. A rotten redneck behavior attached to those who act like everything is always correct; whether it is wrong or actually is correct.

Mitch: "Hey man you know that drinking beer is good for your kidneys, right?"

Chris: "That's just an old wives' tale dude, don't be a pike-uh."

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pike out

to yell, freak out (usually at someone else), giving shit to someone

don't pike out on me, just cause you fucked up!

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pike patrol

A pike patrol is a large gruop of pikeys on the look out for stuff to nick.
Me and my friends have used this term for years.

"Whoa look at da size of dat pike patrol"
"Watcch out pike patrol about"

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