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The act of lying face down, palms flat against the sides, and feet together pointing at the floor. The event must take place in an odd location and shared via the internet to be considered an official "plank." It is allegedly dangerous.
Tom took a picture Bill planking on top of Sydney Opera House.
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T9 language for skank.
When texting skank on your cell phone the T9 God will substitute "plank."
God U R a plank. And a total plut.
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To plank: to have a planned wank. Being planned will involve some sort of preparation eg tissues ready, computer, 'special sites' etc
John: What are you doing tonight Will?
Will: I'm going to have a crafty plank, parents are out...
John: You sly dog.
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Man A: I'm so stressed at the moment!
Man B: Why dont you have a plank tonight?
Man A: What's that?
Man B: *whispers in ear*
Man A: What, even with cushions and the lot? What a great idea, thanks bud!
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To lay completely rigid, face down on any surface. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed. Must also have a expressionless face.
Other known as "The Lying Down Game" (UK)
Lets go plank that fence
I wanna go planking
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more stupid that a piece of sawn and dried timber
What sort of plank would do that !
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Lying flat and straight, face down on as small a surface as possible. The weirder or more dangerous the location the better.
Dude 1: Didn't some guy die planking?
Dude 2: Yeah, its my new favorite sport!
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