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When you blow a load on a pair of boobs- so they get covered in your warm, white, creamy gravy and you proceed to titty fuck the pair of boobs with your man sausage. So it looks like a fresh biscuits and gravy platter.
Man I got so faded last night. I think I asked the bartender if I could give her a fresh hot biscuits and gravy platter!
When your male friend is doing a handstand while erect in front of a window. You barge into the room unbeknownst to him and proceed to Russian bear hug him from behind around his midriff while grabbing ahold of his stiffy for leverage. You then begin to bury your face in your friends goochy-cheesy area. Hence the name “Wisconsin Cheese Platter”. You must proceed until climax. All the while your friends family is outside watching. If the family is not there, this is by definition a “Delaware Dumpster Dive”.
“Sweetie, did I see you and Jeff enjoying a Wisconsin Cheese Platter last night?”
“Why, yes mother, we were. If you did not see it then we would have had a nice Delaware Dumpster Dive.”
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An assortment of Chinese appetizers like egg rolls, fried wontons, tempura shrimp, skewered teriyaki steak, etc.
A pu pu platter is not what you think.
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Similar to an upper decker in nature, but instead of pooping into the toilet tank, the pooper deficates onto the overturned tank lid. The tank lid is then placed on the closed toilet seat and presented like a platter. The bathroom door is then closed to allow the odor to fill the room.
Steve is going to barf when he walks into the bathroom and finds the poo poo platter I made for him.
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to talk mad sh** or start an argument or fight. like instead of saying, 'she wanna fight you!' you use, "oh hell naw! she tryna bring beef to the platter!"
Girl1:So yesterday i was talking with Andrew and then i noticed Lacey was giving me a dirty look.
Girl2:OMG girl! Lacey tryna bring beef to the platter!
Mystery meal they may serve you at a Chinese restaurant.
John ordered the poo poo platter and got a plate full of mystery meat
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The conglomerate of semen splatter that an Asian male has projected onto the body of another person.
Dude, the chick in that one hentai had an ultimate rice platter that covered her whole body, after Samurai Ozuku was done with her!