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poon poon

An exclimation made by a man who is certain that he is about to recieve some kind of intercourse, be it a cheeky blowy or full on balls deep poon pounding.

The words are usually said with assonance of 'choo choo' (like a train') and the arm movement commonly seen when a train driver is honking a horn

Danny: that nasty bitch Jenny is gonna feel my balls slap on her gooch. Poon poon!

by sbccrew October 20, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pooning

The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.

You like big girls? Me too! Lets go pooning together!

by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014

82๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon

the unshaven heaven in which we all like to take a dip.

In Diana Jones: The temple of Poon.

by Graham April 13, 2004

3097๐Ÿ‘ 1764๐Ÿ‘Ž


pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.

by The Poon King March 11, 2008

459๐Ÿ‘ 254๐Ÿ‘Ž


pooned

Variation of pwned. Shurr speak.

Yea dude, we totally pooned some nubz, they should quit the game.

by Super.Fly August 10, 2004

85๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon

woman's genetalia. stems from the word "pudenda", which is actually in the dictionary.

I got myself some nice poon last night.

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

1712๐Ÿ‘ 1099๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a
supplement for viagra.

Lora let's me do the pooning.

by Heyhohe January 25, 2022

39๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž