Pooted

A more retarded way of saying Pooped.

girl 1: I pooted on your lawn!
girl 2: I'm calling the cops!

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Poot

Swear word used by Agnus Nitt of the Discworld books.

oh poot i have no idea what to do.

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poot

Weed that has already been used in a vaporizer such as a volcano

We hit the vape then emptied out the poot into Le Poot Cup.

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poot

the person formerly known as the rook/kardiac kid/the phantom.

my name is poot.-as said by poot

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poot

A person who looks like a potato/thumb/toe

you are a poot.

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Pooted

Adjective. A car that is not clean, and has high mileage

Example1
Me: Why do you park in the grass instead of the driveway like everyone else?

Friend: Because the show cars have to stay “less pooted”.

Example 2
Me: Did you check out the car you told me about?

Friend: Yeah, it was pooted so I didn’t buy it.

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poot

The lump looking area under an obeise persons belt area.

"Man that guy has a poot under his belt!"

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