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poser

- People who try to be something they are not.
- People who have no idea what they are talking about.
- Insecure people who try to hard to fit in

Just be yourself. Black, Italian, Irish, Chinise, skater, goth, cheerleader, whatever just be yourself and don't give up who you are just to have fake friends.

Poser: "Oh my gawd I am so emoo, ew why are you wearing red?!? that's not dark and misunderstood like me!!

Normal Kid: "Emo doesn't mean wearing all back, fuck face, and I'm wearing red cause it's my favorite color, so you can pretend to be emo or whatver but in the end your just a replica of so many other fake kids aroudn you".

by Jersey Kid November 2, 2007

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poser

Also see: Scene Kids
1.) Someone who tries to be something that they are not

2.)Teenage boys (usually white or asian) who have Justin Bieber-style or closely shorn hair or fauxhawks, wear designer super-skinny jeans, designer skate shoes, and "vintage"-style shirts showcasing bands that they do not know about nor give a shit about (just trying to look cool). Usually seen trying to poser-jerk to shitty mainstream rap or hanging with their scene cunts, trying to look "gangsta".
Seen usually in rich, white areas.

Regular dude: (sees poser wearing crisp Wu-Tang Clan t-shirt) Dude, do you even know what Wu-Tang Clan is?

Poser: (in fake gangsta drawl) Fuck you, faggot! They're a band. (gives scene cunt a lecherous stare and pulls his skinny jeans down some more)

by RENEGADE_OF_PUNKK April 21, 2010

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Poser

Ghetto kids who wear skinny jeans all of a sudden, even though they gave white kids shit about it before, calling them faggots.

Ghetto kid: Yo, these skinny jeans are hot son.

Other kid: Even though last month you said skinny jeans are for fags and your baggy pants were reaching halfway down your ass. Poser punk bitch.



by PillsforIlls February 3, 2009

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a poser

A wannabe. Simple as that.

You can't skate. You are such a poser!

by Peterapples April 18, 2016

30๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poser

The act of trying to be what one is not, trying to relate and blend with a social group. Usually someone who is alone. Being a poser mostly consists of pretending one likes certain things, and one who acts in those one is trying to impress. It is typical for a poser to be disliked.

That Chris Bouvier is such a poser, pretending to like and do what we like and do, he is so annoying. Like that one time...

Person: Oh...Hey...
Chris: HEY GUYS! Have you played that new awesome video game *talks about game randomly* Yea and like wow everything is so 1-3-3-7 fo sho!
Person: Um...yes...

by Albert Johnson December 23, 2005

27๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poser

A poser is a person that has no goal to accomplish, other than to irritate those around them in desperate pleas and cries for help.

A person can't be a poser if there is nothing to pose as.

A person that is imitating the acts of their idols or someone else that has accomplished the act in their own time (the past).

A person that claims they are something that they know nothing about is not a poser, they are just ignorant. In fact, maybe you should educate them in your spare time instead of reading this deifinition.

A person that is very young and unwilling to be taught the correct ways of their stereotype (hehehe... I love that definition).

ect.

Someone called me a poser, but what exactly am I posing as?

by Strangergirl October 12, 2005

34๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


poser

I can define this in one word --

FAKE

Billy - Dude, did you go to that Manson concert last night?

Poser - TOTALLY! He was the shiz!

Billy - Oh really? What was your favorite song of his?

Poser - Uhhhhh.... i dont remember the name

Billy - Exactly.

by ilovejbiscuit November 21, 2007

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