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When you feel like answering somebody annoyingly
Lili - I had a milkshake today and it was soo nice
Ava-Very posh!
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Sex between two upper class people that consists of a lot money throwing and "oohs","ahhs" and "lardi dahs"
Kate's pregnant again. Must've been all that posh sex
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1. English celebrity couple Posh Spice and David Beckham.
2. English Cockney rhyming slang for "sex."
Kevin: So Jack, what have you caught on camera last night? Any quality material
Jack: Well mate, the only thing I happened to come by was this anorexic bird who was jilling off on her bed.
Kevin: Really? Well that's nothing special compared to what *I* caught on tape last night.
Jack: What did you see?
Kevin: You'd find this hard to believe, but I saw POSH AND BECKS engaging in some intense and passionate Posh and Becks with each other!!
Jack: REALLY!?
Kevin: Yeah! And blimey man, was David a demon in the sack! He was ramming her indabutt like a stud bull!
Jack: Now THAT is voyeurism! My Jackson Pollocks are itching and I want to see the video!
Kevin: Sure mate, let's go to my house and watch it. I'm also going to put it up on the Web for others to see.
Mark H. Jazzing up Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
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Former Spice girl.an annoying scrawny ugly media whore who has no talent.Constantly features in British Tabloids walking out of designer shops wearing black goggles. Her Current claim to fame is that she is married to an Overpaid English footballer now nearing the end of his career.
''Aw man this paper has nothing but bad news in it''
''Oh hold on! Here's a picture of Posh Spice wearing a designer frock, we're saved!''
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A fart that you've saved for a posh/fancy (preferably a girly) shop. Nastier the better!
Man that posh fart turned into a turtle head!
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A former member of the Spice Girls who looks like a long-lost relative of Lara Flynn Boyle. Married David Beckham, then turned him into a metrosexual god. She used Beckham to revive her sagging career, which really should have been over a long time ago. Why? Because she has even less talent than Carrot Top.
Well, there's a reason why Beckham's cheated on Posh Spice so many times.
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Member of that seminal band the Spice Girls which kick started the feminist movement the world over. Their take on womens socio-economic hardships have resulted in in ground breaking music for the masses.
Posh spice , called because of of her classy nature, is leader in hautre coture and designer dresses.
Castigated by some, she is able to pull off that rare feat of being completely talentless but still being in the news because of her superstar husband. Time has long past when she should have accepted her five minutes of fame and gracefully stepped into the background.
She suffers from 'foot in mouth' syndrome, all the more amazing because of the size of her trappy gob. Without fame she would probably be shacked up with some builder barry boy from Essex popping kids from various wide boys in her attempt to appear popular.
She has now turned the phrase Posh Spice into an endearing term for slag
"look at the arse on that !"
"I wouldnt go near her she's a Posh Spice mate she'll bleed you dry"
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