pothead fail

fail is the usual you did something stupid, fail.

pothead fail is when you forget something obvious that may or may not be important.

"Did anyone bring a lighter?"
"no..."
"pothead fail"

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Harry Pothead

This is a book that appears briefly in Scary Movie 2. Christopher Kennedy Masterson gives it to the main funny bitch in school one day saying something like hey you dropped this. DUH you morons.

harry pothead is a fake book seen briefly in scary movie 2

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pothead tantrum

when a pothead trows a fit over having little to no weed and cant wait a minute for re-up in that mode he/her says words like random bad words looks for fights to yell stuff at and if dealer fails he/her will trow a even bigger tantrum.

my bro trow pothead tantrum over wanting the high grade weed

potheads dilemma

whenever you want to get high but your missing one of three key components: bud, bowl, fire. No matter what two you do have, missing one will leave you fucked.

-"Hey I got a new bong, lets get stoned!"
-"Hell yeah! I got a new lighter!"
-"I don't have any weed..."
-"Neither do I..."
-(together) "well fuck!!"

potheads dilemma

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harry pothead

Urban and more realistic version of harry potter. Also known as Horny Pothead, he smokes pot, drinks and flies, and shags girls while wearing his "Anti-babymaking Coat". Uses wand as Bong. Also is Fucking Emo.
Current bounty: $500,000.
Appeared in many autobiographies:
Harry Pothead and the Philosopher is Stoned
Harry Pothead and the Chamber of Crackheads
Harry Pothead and the Prisoner from Afghan
Harry Pothead and the Goblet You Desire
Harry Pothead and the Half-Stoned Prince

Horny Pothead: GOD I AM SO EMO.... (sobbing quietly)
Ronald Gaysley: wanna have emo sex harry pothead?
horny pothead: god u know EXACTLY WHAT I WANT!!!
(EXPLICIT CONTENT)

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pothead (professional)

one who can roll a blunt with one hand while driving your moms car without a drivers license and dont give a fuck

me Alex Cone A.K.A stoner coner

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pothead outcast

someone who smokes a lot of weed, but is still yet to convert to being outlandish, slow, cheap, unmotivated and anti-conservative

that guy is smoking a blunt and praising Bush? he's a pothead outcast

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