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that dangling thing on cats that you often mistake it for the cat being pregnant
person 1: yo is your cat pregnant
person 2: nah she has a primordial pouch
Person 1: WTF is that
A kidney pouch is the fat above the waist, over where the kidneys are. It can be used as an ansult to a fat person or anyone.
Lee: Hey bird nose.
Darby: Shut up kidney pouches.
Pubic area directly above your pecker
I need to lose weight. My pecker pouch makes my dick look small
the collection of fat in the pubic region of overweight men.
Your dick wouldn't look so small if you didn't have such a big peenie pouch, you fat bastard.
1. the fratty word for a beer belly 2. the product of consuming frat water and not working out
Ya, he got a Frat Pouch over freshmen year.
A case for a smartphone / cell phone that is worn visibly - typically on the belt.
The invention of smartphones required consumers to change their cell phone carrying habits since smartphones typically have an outward facing screen that needs to be protected. Nerd pouches were invented and quickly became the new fashion accessory for geeks, replacing the pocket protector. Now nerd pouches are everywhere, though mostly seen being worn proudly around the workplace, on belts with tucked in shirts.
Many smartphone users refuse to be nerdy, and conceal nerd pouches in their pockets or simply carry them around without attaching them to their clothing. Though, in extreme cases, there are the few... the proud... the real men and women who defy all nerdom... who throw caution to the wind and simply put their smartphones in their pockets / purses with no protection at all - not even a screen protector!
I'm never going to wear one of those nerd pouches... the last thing I want is to walk around with some kind of phone utility belt like Batman or something
That little extra fat you accumulate during the winter that gives you a fat pad, but you let is be because you know it will be covered up by big sweaters etc. Resembles being 3 months pregnant.
Damn it's almost bikini season! Gotta work on losing my winter pouch.