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The most ridiculous pathetic little jake you could ever imagine
usually has a girlfriend that cheats on him on the reg.
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This saying is in essence ironic as 'The Prawn' is inherently a sad, misguided but humble fool, about as funny as watching your mum get a zombie mask. The Prawn spends most days lamenting over the failed attempt to conquer the world and tends to cover the sadness with 'classic' japes.
Prawn: Hello, im a prawn! can i tell you a joke?
Person: Hmmm, ok
Prawn: Why are pirates called pirates?
Person: sh*t, another Prawn of Humour on our hands
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Going to Red Lobster for all you can eat shrimp and staying for hours.
Dan and I went to the prawn jawn and ate 200 shrimps between us.
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A twist on the pearl necklace. It's when a woman squirts all over a man's neck, after having been eaten out while sitting on his face... hence the smell of prawn, and the term "prawn necklace".
"Yo, Ethan, you going to call back that chick from the bar last night? Mercedes, was it?", "Nah, I took her home and she gave me a rancid prawn necklace."
Someone with an extremely ugly face, but awesome body aka a prawn (shrimp), you throw away the head, eat the body.
Ryan: Man Rebecca has an awesome body but a bad head!
Oliver: Rebecca is a giant prawn.
The wife came to bed and straddled my face with her mulled prawn.
I had a touch of the stank puss but thanks to a little vinegar and water I’ve got a wonderful mulled prawn.
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Various PRAWNS in a hot tub or similar liquid body. To describe multiple guys or gals that have an attractive body, but a face that only a mother could love aka FUGLY
Oh gosh, look at that prawn cocktail over there. Let us fetch the paper bags post haste!