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Someone who is so riddled with Christianity that they actually fight to be more stupid.
And the next stage of training for our prayer warriors is to corral three rattle snakes into this coke bottle, using only a spoon and their faith.
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In reference to the Bon Jovi song which is widely played by cover bands in bars predominantly in New Jersey and Philadelphia. Most widely covered during the summer season at the Jersey Shore. A phrase used to describe a person who is too old to be hanging out in the same bars with the young crowd each night when they should have moved on in life. Someone who is clinging to the lifestyle of a highschool graduate or college student.
Although all of his friends are now working full time and are married, Mike is still livin' on a prayer every weekend.
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what NRA-funded politicians say after a mass shooting, instead of working on gun control
mass shooter: brrbrbrbrbbrbrrrr
politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him fs
mass shooter: *shoots politician*
politician: *fucking dies*
NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*
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When you need a family friendly explanation for when someone asks you what WAP stands for
I’m going to go Worship and Prayer
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it is a short term for wap and it very well used in 2020.
Yeah ur f ing with some worship and prayer
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Something so bad, that it needs to be prayed for.
Girl 1: When are you gon take out yo weave?
Girl 2: When I feel like IT!
Girl 1: Take out dat weave guh! That shits a prayer topic!
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1. the act of taking a photo of food prior to eating
2. stopping to bow over your food (to take a photo) before eating
-i do a quick digital prayer before every meal.
-wow, this food looks great shall we bow for a digital prayer before eating?
-excuse me while i digitally pray over my food.
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