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Pre-Pisser

The act of leaving your trouser zipper down in order to gain easy access to the Willy to initiate subsequent urinations. Especially handy while wearing coveralls or bibs while working at heights or rock climbing.

It was much easier for Brian to take a leak after coming down from the pipe rack thanks to his pre-pisser.

by The Paper Tiger September 8, 2010


pre-janice

To pre-janice is the prelude to full-on getting janiced. This means that you start off the night drinking 151 with a group of friends at a house --usually involving intense beer pong--before you head out to a nightclub where you will take multiple pictures with and of people you know, and those you don't. Pre-janicing is important because it helps get other people in attendance "on your level" for later.

Is there going to be a pre-janice at your place tonight?

I sobered up at the club tonight; I knew I should have pre-janiced with all my friends!

How long do we want to pre-janice tonight before we head to the club?

by leenydock October 14, 2011


pre-hrt

Adjective desribing a transgender person who is planning to get on HRT medication but isn't taking it yet.
Literally means "before hormone replacement therapy".

I'm pre-hrt so I have no boobs to speak of and I'm not even able to cry about it.
He's pre-hrt so he still has a high pitched voice and no beard.

by cockpenisEXTREME9000 August 28, 2019

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pre-Covidian

A term used to describe the historical period prior to COVID-19.

I dream almost every night of pre-Covidian times!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2020

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Pre-Slice

Using the penis in an up-and-down motion to separate the labia majora/minora (AKA pussylips AKA meat curtains AKA chewed up bubble gum) to help facilitate insertion. Works best when the vagina has been pre-moistened to avoid dry rub.

I was bangin this 66-year old chick last night...bitch was so dry I had to spit on her pussy and pre-slice for 3 minutes!

by 415kevinM July 3, 2013

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Pre-turnt

When you get too "turnt up" or before the main portion of an event, and end up missing the whole main event due to being unconscious or too fucked up to remember anything.

John and I smoked a blunt and sipped on lean before the juicy j show, but John ended up getting pre-turnt before juicy j even came on stage. John missed the whole show.

I went to a New Years party but got pre turnt before midnight and woke up in the next year.

by AKRISONER May 18, 2013

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pre-Friday

The day occurring before Friday, also known as Thursday. Known as a subtle way to slip the word Friday into an otherwise sucktastic day.

1: Today's pre-Friday, can I get a woot woot?!

2: We still have school on Friday, you know that right?

by prettydangflyy May 21, 2008

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