A person who is so hip that they reject the social label of "hipster". By labeling themselves anti-hipster, they attempt to impress other hipsters by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.
Dude, Drew is such a pretentious anti-hipster.
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A person who is commonly classified as a non-smoking, bicycle riding, music listening hipster. A person of this definition generally passes judgment on others taste in music, art and culture. They will often be seen in the local cafรฉ, sneering at you from behind ceramic coffee mugs. Known for soul-shattering awesomeness, a Mr./Miss Pretentious produces uncontrollable madness and jealously in others.
Ok ok, Mr./Miss Pretentious. wah wah wah. (example of intellectual hooliganism that causes a common response in those less facilitated in the understanding of music)
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a cool girl who everyone loves and is better than everyone else and everyone loves her even though she is kinda slutty
dude1: Dude, she's been with everyone.
dude2: Yeah, but she is wicked nice and hot as bawls.
dude1: She is a pretentiously cool slut, no joke.
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A bitch that wants to take her time and try to tell a man how and when she will suck a dick.
Bitch, Dont you be tryin dat pretentious cock sucker shit with me hoe!
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A medical student who uses the chat handle Aychamo. Someone that anally masturbates using an Ipod.
Aychamo is a pretentious cock sucker. He is too smart for this shit.
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A spadge (see Ratchetboo definition) who thinks she runs everything and acts as if she's queen of the world.
My ex's sister-in-law is one.
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When cultural change breeds chronic displays of ostentation. Usually occurs when a person from humble beginnings inserts his/her self into a more high-brow lifestyle.
The moment Ginny Sue moved from Hicksville to New York City, she developed the worst case of Acquired Pretentious Syndrome (APS) I've ever seen.
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