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Kevin ended up with a black eye when he was caught ogling a girl's prize faggots at the snooker club and her boyfriend gave him a bunch of fives.
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This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.
After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.
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Prizes that are big money
I flipped a jack up when I dealt for euchre... big money prizes.
The young journalist realized he had been tricked when the critic, now spent, mocked him saying, "there's your pull it sir prize."
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A very intelligent person, a math genius. The Abel Prize is awarded to an excellent mathematician every year in Oslo.
"You dont have to be an Abel Prize laureate to understand this!"
An award given out by the Norwegian-based Nobel committee. In the dark and oppressive capitalistic society of the 20th century, the prize was one of the most coveted and hard to win of all the Nobel prizes, given only to people who actually, like DID something, such as devoting their lives to the service of others or some other worthless garbage.
In the more enlightened recent age, thankfully, this unfair requirement no longer exists. One merely needs to be able to TALK about doing good things, at length and with great charisma. Whether you actually follow through on your promises is no longer relevant. 2009's prize being awarded to Barack Obama is a huge step in this direction.
At the rate things are going, by 2015 we can expect to see the Nobel Peace Prize being awarded to the first player to collect Pacific Avenue, North Carolina Avenue, and Pacific Avenue in the McDonald's Monopoly sweepstakes. This is truly a great time to be alive.
I just won the Nobel Peace Prize! I'm lovin' it!
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The Prize Fighter Inferno is a side band for the lead singer of Coheed and Cambria. They have released three songs, "The Missing McCloud Boys"(originally titled "I'm going to kill you"), "The Fight of Moses Early and Sir Arthur McCloud", and "The Margretville Town Dance". There will be three other songs on the album titled "Run Like Hell", "Blood Machine", and "Your Love". There is a highly rumored song called "I Want You Dead" that may or may not be on the album(the title may or may not be correct). They have an album set for release in 2006 titled "My Brother's Blood Machine.
The band name comes from the Coheed and Cambria story. Although the name comes from the story, it is still unclear if The Inferno ,a.k.a. Jesse, is the same character as in the Coheed and Cambria story. Inferno is a person who was originally an IRO-Bot (Intercepting Recon Operative) He was one of three oringinal IRO-Bots. Coheed (The Beast) Cambria (Knowledge) and Jesse (The Inferno). Athough the IRO-Bots are robots, there are very much like a human. They can reproduce, eat, drink, and die.
Did you hear that new album by The Prize Fighter Inferno?
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