When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance
Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe
The Vajalien Probe occurs when one is giving slightly over-enthusiastic oral sex to a female partner, leading to their nose and mouth become engulfed in their partner's vulva. The final result gives an appearance that they are being facefucked by a monster from Alien.
Man, I am never giving Stephanie head again: she gave me The Vajalien Probe last night. I thought I was gonna puke out a Xenomorph.
The act of tethering when carried out by 2 males.
I met another sub-guy the other night, so we went back to his for a spot of combat probing.
When the lorax climb down the tree,you see his butthole when he bend down.
Girl:"Are you the kink who sat on the floor?
Me:No,I can't.
Robert why you such a lorax probe?
Robert: Because you and the girlfriend liked staring at my butt when I bent my foot on the tree.
Girl:Jeez,that appropriate bitch.
to have penetrative sex with someone
last night i got probe with a multimeter
When a nation sticks something in another's butthole, specifically a stick or twig.
Kazakhstan probe nationed Belgium
(Verb)
When you emerge from an exam room knowing you just took a finger up the asshole; not as severe as a bone or fist.
*Michael and Sanjeet exit the calculus exam room*
Michael: Man, I think the prof was out to bone with those trigonometric integrals.
Sanjeet: I don't think it worked because I only got probed.