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When you are deep in the woods and something slips into your butt
John: ow what was that?
Jim: don't worry that was just my backwood probe
The Vajalien Probe occurs when one is giving slightly over-enthusiastic oral sex to a female partner, leading to their nose and mouth become engulfed in their partner's vulva. The final result gives an appearance that they are being facefucked by a monster from Alien.
Man, I am never giving Stephanie head again: she gave me The Vajalien Probe last night. I thought I was gonna puke out a Xenomorph.
having aliens put a hoopa joop in your ass, which makes a satellite come out of your ass, being under alien control, and fart fire.
to have penetrative sex with someone
last night i got probe with a multimeter
When the lorax climb down the tree,you see his butthole when he bend down.
Girl:"Are you the kink who sat on the floor?
Me:No,I can't.
Robert why you such a lorax probe?
Robert: Because you and the girlfriend liked staring at my butt when I bent my foot on the tree.
Girl:Jeez,that appropriate bitch.
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When you emerge from an exam room knowing you just took a finger up the asshole; not as severe as a bone or fist.
*Michael and Sanjeet exit the calculus exam room*
Michael: Man, I think the prof was out to bone with those trigonometric integrals.
Sanjeet: I don't think it worked because I only got probed.
When a nation sticks something in another's butthole, specifically a stick or twig.
Kazakhstan probe nationed Belgium